i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART
Alex here, 18 year old boy, hella queer, hella rad, hella self-conscious, loves bagels, chocolate milk, cuddles and Tatiana Maslany.
Current Obssessions: Orphan Black and Shameless (US)
Don't hesitate to message me <3
if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
how about you don’t tell me how to define my own sexuality
and in return, i don’t fill your shoes with slugs
buzzfeed apparently only just realised that there are languages other than english
These strange indecipherable symbols on Ikea products are apparently actually ‘Swedish’ according to several noted academics who have spent decades studying Ikea
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this
I swore I would never date a guy whose ass was smaller than mine, but I seem to be breaking a lot of my own rules lately.