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Hello friend :)

Alex here, 18 year old boy, hella queer, hella rad, hella self-conscious, loves bagels, chocolate milk, cuddles and Tatiana Maslany.
Current Obssessions: Orphan Black and Shameless (US)

Don't hesitate to message me <3


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greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

9 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 569,688 notes

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

9 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 238,255 notes

bisexualpiratequeen:

how about you don’t tell me how to define my own sexuality

and in return, i don’t fill your shoes with slugs

10 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 121 notes
11 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 326,676 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vegardsnipples:

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buzzfeed apparently only just realised that there are languages other than english

These strange indecipherable symbols on Ikea products are apparently actually ‘Swedish’ according to several noted academics who have spent decades studying Ikea

12 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 16,505 notes
13 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 1,582 notes

winxhesters:

potato-tots:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

13 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 569,393 notes
15 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 5,259 notes
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plantyourjimmyinmybonham:

this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like

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"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"

and i was just like

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"ok"

17 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 284,290 notes

locktobre:

'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

19 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 385,983 notes
20 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 629 notes

seedy:

"haha i don’t care" 

*goes home and cries*

20 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 12,588 notes
Tagged as: #about me 

shamelesschicago:

I swore I would never date a guy whose ass was smaller than mine, but I seem to be breaking a lot of my own rules lately.

21 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 48 notes
22 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 212,998 notes