Alex here, 18 years old, bisexual. I'm sarcastic and broke and I love chocolate milk. and bagels. I fucking love bagels! I reblog a lot of fandom stuff and funny posts that have nothing to do with anything. Don't hesitate to message me <3
starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours
i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
is that how parents feel
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing
Going to School
think of all the people who scrolled away
Real life: most common eye color is brown
Literature: eye color is anything but brown
Actual kitten Patrick Stump.
You know, I think I read online that sometimes human contact can help with pain.